FYE - My travel plans :)

I recently received this in one of those silly e-mail forwards and it made me laugh and I just had to share.  Several of these things are not really applicable to me since they're for the...shall we say, "older generation" but still absolutely hilarious all the same.

So, for your Monday entertainment...

MY TRAVEL PLANS

As you know I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.  Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito.  I hear no one recognizes you there. 

I have, however, been in Sane.  They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.  I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt.  That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!  At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I have not been in Continent, and I don't remember what country it is in; it's an age thing.  They tell me it is very damp there most of the time.

You might want to adopt this rule for your everyday behavior: 'Life is short.  Smile while you still have your teeth.'

From one unstable person to another........... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine.  Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.  You can do your bit by remembering to share this with at least one unstable person.